BLOW Back again mountain cowboy - #255 - 2010-07-24 23:28 - (Reply) OK all of it started the opposite day. I Give up using tobacco and I desired to watch my weigh so my spouse went to get granola bars and arrived back with some fibre a single bars. Not knowing the ability that Every bar holds. I tried one particular for the snack. I figured it tasted good to get a granola bar I'd personally consume a couple much more so I did. Their chocolate goodness flavor. Then reading the box with my shock the terms OMEGA 3! I had been like wow! It’s wholesome with the many bells and whistles.
John - #243 - 2010-07-12 13:35 - (Reply) Fiber A person Bars flavor great but I went with a hike yesterday and ate two of this stuff as a snack, and I ate A further just one soon after dinner that night After i got residence. The night time soon after and also the following early morning I had the worst gasoline. Now I eat a high fiber diet plan and I feel it makes me fart much more than most persons but mine in no way looked as if it would smell so it was never ever a giant dilemma. The detail with the fiber a single bars is that they not merely make you fart persistently (at the least just one substantial fart each four-five minutes – include it up more than the program of a few several hours so you’re releasing extra green house gasoline to the ambiance than Mater) although the scent is unexplainably terrible.
Do not try to eat in excess of 4 in one day or your a-hole will be so fatigued and sore from farting and your girlfriend will say "Okay, I had been attracted to you before today".
..I very seriously believed I had been about to have to go to the ER. The pains had been unbelievable. They need a warning label with a hazard symbol "highly explosive". This went on all evening...I had no idea where this was coming from...then the stank began..oh it does not scent at first...but just wait....I'm gonnna convey the rest to work for the good laugh!!!! Oh and my niece and nephew now get in touch with these farty poo poo bars and refuse to Enable my sister set them within their lunch baggage LOL
he claimed I must go to the doctor, they are the loudest and longest thing I have ever heard, gross I do know. I figured maybe it absolutely was the bars? So in this article I occur and see I'm not by itself, I cant prevent laughing!!!
Rhubarb - #454 - 2011-05-thirteen fifteen:09 - (Reply) Greetings Brothers and Sisters in fuel, I as well succumbed towards the temptations of Fiber A single Chocolate Oat bars. It took me many weeks to determine that opening a box of these bars is akin to opening Pandora's Box. My final Fiber A single bar was some months ago and it had been my second with the day...by this place in my love affair toward these foodstuffs I'd discovered that I didn't in reality have colorectal cancer plus the bars have been responsible for my misfortunes. Right after my past bar, I cooked a steak and made some rice.
I get these attacks of farts chained together that past upwards of like 20 seconds often. I'll start recording them my friends who Imagine I'm exaggerating about these items will see.
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2) Our Pet who farts continuously anyway grabbed just one and ran with it. We did not Imagine too much about this at some time. Later on over the evening, we felt a thing scrambling beneath the handles, followed by the Puppy totally falling out on the mattress.
Our luncheon went pretty properly and after we completed about 50 % of us went into closed-door budget meetings. About two several hours afterwards folks had been starting to operate in and out on the conference area each and every couple of minutes. Following some time Everybody gave up and just endured the smell, to be able to comprehensive The work. I learned later that two Others went to a CPR course conducted by Safety. A couple of men and women found out what experienced occurred and gave me hell about it but most did not have a clue. A number of folks have asked me to the recipe. I assume I should really sense responsible but I do not. My wife wonders how I may very well be forty nine years aged and however Feel this was humorous. Individually, I will snicker concerning this until finally I die. If persons discover what occurred that working day can be quickly.
I warned him to leave it to one every day but he did not pay attention. Now he just runs from me and claims NOT A Phrase. I after took a Unwell working day from having two in 1 day. My work would of seriously required it that way, Will it end? I have eaten one per day for 2 months and no aid! The farts just retain coming. I'm gonna stop trying quickly. Hey Fiber 1, maybe you should have a delicate method kit and perform us up from a smaller dose of fiber to The existing fiber bar. I'd invest in that package. I'd personally BUY THAT KIT.
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Blown Completely Ass Backwards - #738 - 2014-06-eighteen sixteen:14 - (Reply) My 1st come upon with Satan’s snack bar was a few year back. I purchased a box at BJs with my mother. They looked Definitely delicious. I took one of many boxes to work with me… Not effectively versed within the aftermath with Fiber One I'd not just one but two as it was so delectable. Very little could put together me for your ass ripping and roaring time I had been going to have. AND Almost nothing would get here ready me for every one of the prayers I was going to eat though bent above in ache. Hades himself seemed to have pranked me. Not only did I come to feel the Demise of my asshole drawing near I used to be virtually semi-dragging myself on the damn floor. Even worse component? I was at do the job. I needed to smile at my supervisor speaking with me about do the job while demons of the fiber bar ripped out my insides and arrived out my ass. Check out holding a standard confront although semi doubled around with a fake smile plastered on to prevent any concerns. The toilet is shared at work so guess what? Now I'd to obtain sitting wars with other females that came to have a shit and didn’t need to since I had been there and vice versa. I don’t know what was more challenging, the sitting down shitting wars (combating other women to take a shit in peace and Permit the farts rip freely) or education my ass to go Exclusive agent: silent and deadly. I clenched my ass checks so difficult and bit by bit qualified the farts to return out silently which was about as tricky as two monkeys not flinging shit at one another. My ass cheeks were so taut and weary After i got dwelling it appeared like I did butt did squats for days on finish and I grew A much bigger ass but my ass hole hated me. This brings me to right now. As I sit below typing this I’m battling the Fiber 1 Farts of HELL.
So, my mom and I have been flying out really early the next working day on holiday and so I ended through the drug store to grab some early morning/plane snacks (oh boy!). I grabbed a circumstance of Starbucks canned Frapps along with a box of Fiber One particular Bars (I believed It could be a good breakfast bar). Properly, we Just about every experienced 1 that early morning and after that in the course of our very first leg of our plane flight. Mom And that i had been FARTING all day!